A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar on Christmas Eve. The mechanical prostitute slides up to the rabbi and says, “Struck out again, huh?”
The priest says, “I’ll have a Shirley Temple.”
The bartender says to the minister, “Hey, your ex-wife called! She wants her mechanical gigolo back that you borrowed! And make sure you clean him up this time!”
The Buddhist monk sitting at the bar says, “Stay single, mingle. Get married, get buried.”
The atheist sitting next to him says, “Masturbation for gratification. Artificial insemination for procreation.”
And the imam says, “This is offensive.”
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